Once upon a time there was a flower named Fifi. Fifi was an excellent flower. She was a flamboyant shade of yellow with a nice long green stem, planted in a garden. Your stereotypical, average flower. She never did nothing to hurt nobody. But... she was bumped off. My job is to find out why.
I see I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Snoopy, Snoopy Ruff. Not the one in the comic strip. I'm a detective by profession, although most folks around these parts think I'm a regular dog. My pals and I know better, though.